I don’t always tell him what we’re doing, he just gets in a fret-
He will also ask me umpteen times,” are we there yet?”
He has his pj’s on all day even until noon-
Sometimes he doesn’t get dressed until the rising of the moon!
He plays with 7 nail clippers, he even plays with mine-
He keeps them in in his pj’s they are never left behind!
The things he does – they still really do surprise me-
I open his car door & he promptly sits behind me! (leaving the front door open?)
I was fixing dinner – making soup & garlic I did cut-
I turned to answer the phone & over the balcony he threw it like a nut?
I asked him to go to the porch & close the sliding door-
He went out the door, closed himself outside & then he did roar!
With his shaver he shaves many different parts-
Then wonders why – all clogged – it quits – yes, it’s got smarts!