On our 50th anniversary we traveled our honeymoon route-
But arriving at one destination he would soon pout?
Yearning for the next stop we couldn’t get there fast enough-
We arrived at Crater Lake but where was Lake Tahoe he rebuffed!
When we are in Texas close by family-only two miles away-
He complains & hounds until to Miami we stray!
He sold our boat because it was only golf he wanted to play-
As soon as he sold the boat- he did not want golf in his day!
When he gets dressed he wants a shirt with no collar-
Several T-shirts we bought & they aren’t right so he will holler!
Pants are too big, too tight, too short or too long-
Belts are too wide, too tight, too loose or too strong!
Socks are a challenge- blue, tan, long, short, causes him to swear-
He ends up wearing white- ’cause that’s what Letterman wears!!
He likes to be at the Yacht Club but he wants to be on his boat-
He just forgets that he was no longer able to keep us afloat!!