For us – no more artichokes, pistachios or stone crabs-
He’s forgotten how to unwrap them & he just grabs?
He loves candy & he cleans the whole bowl-
He leaves the last one for me- this very old soul!
Water,however, I am unable to get him to drink-
Give him a Dr. Pepper & he wants it filled to the brink!
Hamburgers were always a favorite of his-especially with pork-
Now he eats the burger with his fingers & the bun with a fork!
I truly wonder where his taster has gone?
About his eating habits-I should write a song!
Tweedle dee dee tweedle dee dum-
From where oh where did these manners come from?
My Ol King Gary- a merry ol soul says he-
He calls for his pipe & he calls for his bowl-
But not his fiddlers 3 – just 24/7- yep he calls for me!