First it was his phone, then his keys-
“I’ve lost them both – would you find them lease?”
Next, “Where is my wallet – I thought it was right here?”
Please calm down – “I’ve found it for you dear!”
Then there was the missing hat “I left it right here”-
Now it seems that it did disappear!
Last but not least – “Where is my handkerchief & comb?”
From his sight they both did roam?
Finding things is not his style-
But they all show up, after a while!
Searching, searching, he cannot seem to see-
His perception is certainly not what it used to be!!