I open the front car door but you get in the back-
Please stay with the grocery cart, but you take off like a yak!
In the movies most folks sit in a seat-
But you insist on sitting on the steps by my feet?
When looking for the shower – in the closet you are found-
Trying to hang up your shirt – to the shower you are bound?
When heading for the kitchen in the bedroom we find you-
Cursing that there is no sink & that will not do!
In getting dressed you keep putting your PJ’s back on-
You try to put your shirt on your legs-now that’s a real con!
Your doctor asked you to try to roll over like – Rover-
You kicked at her & the exam was quickly over!
You try to connect the dots even when you are mistaken-
Just ask you – you are perfect-it’s the world that needs to be awakened!!