Changing the sheets is a lot of work-
Sometimes they make me feel like a real jerk!
Tugging & pulling off all those covers-
Just like all of the other Mothers!
Gather them up & off they go-
Into the washer – what a show!
The dryer buzzes – I love that sound?
Into the laundry room I do bound!
Back on the bed with a lot of pull & tug-
Don’t want to find any a bed bug!
On with the top sheet, blanket & duvet-
Looks pretty good even if I do say!
Now those pillow cases they number 6-
Three for me & my mate, I fix!
Fluff them all up – now doesn’t that look nice-
I wonder if a love story they will entice?
Secrets under bed covers are always kep-
What happens in the bed stays undercover – that’s only hep!