We are now 12 years into this journey-
I don’t know why I haven’t ended up on a gurney?
I’ve had all the symptoms related to stress-
But I’ve not ended up wearing a hospital dress!
I’ve had heart problems, bronchitis- nothing to sneeze at-
And also have developed a major asthma attack!
I’ve had cold sores, hives, colitis & shingles too-
All stress related – I’m living in a crazy zoo!
Now I can’t see a thing – I have created a stye-
It’s puffy, I see double – right on my left eye!
No, no, Lord , please no more stress tests for me-
Haven’t I fulfilled my quota – my case I do plea!!