I live in a courtroom, it is my fate-
With each sentence uttered we do debate.
I mention it’s a nice day – (reply) “it is cold & will rain”
You seem good today-“I think I have a pain.”
Would you like to go for a walk?
“All you do is talk, talk, talk,”
Let’s go for a walk – what a perfect day-
“No one walks fast enough – behind me they stay”
Drink some water – it is good for you-
“I don’t need it that’s just for you.”
Lets have a shower, you”ll be fresh & clean-
“I don’t have to shower”,yes, he’s kinda mean!
Change your undies – that’s what we all do-
“No, I don’t need to, mine are brand new.”
Wash your hands, at least before you eat-
“I don’t want to” – right – they are no cleaner than your feet!
Listen to reason? no, – only one person committed the crime-
And that is me – the defendant – the crime is all mine!!