Do they help or are they a hassle?
Finding one is the first thing to rassle!
Where in the store? Oh, they’re in the back-
Just what you need for the convenience they lack!
Sometimes you wait & wait for it to arrive-
Because on it you are dependent to survive!
When the door opens , you slowly amble in-
Just to have the door close & catch you half in!
You only have to get stuck once to have a fright-
Now I look for the emergency button – it has a light!
Where should they be – by the front door!
Then, of course, fewer sales they would score!
I guess we should be thankful for elevators at all-
Because looking for one-is a hassle-especially in a mall!!!!