You don’t want to enter our condo at night-
If you do you will give yourself a fright!!
Upon entry you will find yourself in a maze-
A maze in order to keep order these daze!
So he can’t access the living room – 2 chairs in the hall-
So be careful you don’t trip & take a big fall!
The reason – so he can’t mistake that room for another-
Yes, now I’m being paranoid just like a Mother!
Four chairs block the dining room so he can’t get near the sink-
So he doesn’t deposit anything there that would make a big stink!
Then there are the two chairs alongside of his bed-
The movement of them, awakens me so he can be lead.
The only light on is the one in the restroom-
Guiding his footsteps so failing eyes don’t wrongly assume!
It is a nightly routine – eight chairs in all-
Beware as you enter, at your own risk, & please don’t fall!